Saturday, May 25, 2013

Britney Spears is Being Called Fat


Because there is no point in critiquing Britney Spears on her vocal talents during her concerts, critics are instead focusing on what's being called her "jelly belly." Worse yet, other are calling Britney Spears "Bulky Spears." Ouch.


Of course, as you can imagine, Britney Spears is now starving herself and looking into liposuction to remedy the problem, but I think I know what's really going on here...


Because Britney Spears has turned normal on us, bloggers and entertainment news sites are trying to bring back the crazy girl by poking and prodding her where it hurts. They figure that if they keep on throwing insults at her, perhaps eventually she'll grab an umbrella and attack someone before taking a razor to her mane. And who knows, she might even dangle one of her kids off a balcony... bad bloggers, bad.

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